Winter months can be some of the loneliest times for singletons. You hear all of your friends talking about their trips to Winter Wonderland with “bae” and what romcom your bestie and her significant other are cosying up to tonight. But in reality who really needs a man for a romantic night in anyway?
Here’s is all you need to have the best night in when you’re single, in 5 easy steps.
What you’ll need:
- Bubble bath
- Ice Cream
- Scented candles
- Face mask
- Night moisturizer
- Fresh bed sheets
- A chick flick
- New pyjamas
Pour large glass of preferred wine, run a hot bubble bath, fill the bathroom with scented candles and dim the lights. (No room for sharing with any large oaf like men anyway, this is a ladies bath full of lady smells and loveliness)
Lie in bath with face mask on sipping wine until your body resembles that of your grandmother. It doesn’t matter if you don’t look cute because you have the privilege of privacy, so get comfy and maybe even have a Taylor Swift sing-a-long.
Once fully pruned, you will eventually have to leave the bath after getting though (probably about an hour and a half) of empowering female ballads. It’s time to de-prune and get out the night moisturizer. The Sanctuary Spa Comforting Night Butter is a great one. It leaves your skin feeling soft and smooth, as well as helping you wake up refreshed in the morning- and its Vegan friendly.
Now it’s time to slip on your brand new PJ’s that “bae” didn’t buy you (your mum probably did). You’ve probably finished at least your first glass of wine now, so remember to keep topping up that glass. Now you’re a freshly clean and silky smooth Goddess it’s time to feed your face with delicious food and cosy up with your favourite on-screen heart-throb. Hugh Grant? Zac Efron? Leonardo DiCaprio? Channing Tatum? Doesn’t matter- you decide.
Spend the rest of the night drooling over beautiful men who are all much better than any lame ex-boyfriend you ever had and drinking wine and eating chocolate and ice cream while repeating the phrase “I am a strong independent woman who don’t need no man.”